Greg Hassell

Neighbors Man Up about Houston

January 2013
Despite a certain uncharacteristic Monday-night game, the Houston Texans are a Houston favorite for (from left) Jim Cohen, Jay Arthur and John Styles. (Photo: www.hartphoto.com)

The start of every New Year is a time for reflection, resolve and, of course, the making of lists. Instead of piling up boring resolutions, we asked men who read The Buzz to tell us their 13 favorite things about living in Houston.

Art Cars – In a restless city dominated by cars, it makes sense that Houston re-imagined automobiles …

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12-12-12: Happy Birthday, Miss Ruby

December 2012
When Ruby Schafer climbs aboard her lawn mower, you would never think she is 90 years old.

With a turn of a key, the red riding mower roars to life. Backing slowly out of a small storage shed and into the sunlight, its driver emerges slowly into view.

She’s a small woman who would be barely more than 5 feet tall if she were standing. She is wearing rather large eyeglasses, a black polo shirt, gray slacks …

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Midsection, Midlife and Motivation

January 2012
A midlife move to finally get in shape requires many kinds of motivation. Grab one – any one – and ride it, says Greg Hassell, who started on an elliptical and recently discovered indoor cycling. Photo taken at Trotter Family YMCA.

Midlife motivation to start exercising takes many shapes and burns at different intensities.

For me, a looming 50th birthday was a powerful reason to whittle away at a waistline that had expanded without much notice from me – until I saw pictures on Facebook. I had been aware enough to realize that my energy levels were flagging and feeling good …

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A Bayou Runs Through It

July 2010
Local fly-fishing experts (from left) Mark Marmon, David Lemke and Harry Crofton spend a recent afternoon at a fishing hole in the Meyer Park area.

Tucked away in a place few would seek out, a retention pond near a Meyer Park shopping center is a small sanctuary for three local fishermen looking for a place to drop a quick line in the water and see what’s biting.

They take a position along a curving bank and begin that soothing, rhythmic, tick-tock motion of the fly …

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Come Park and Party

October 2009
“The best part of tailgating is getting everybody together, getting fired up for the game,” said fan Larry Hoffman, shown here third from the right in the navy shirt. “You get a sense of belonging, of community.” (Photo by Tim Sak, Ragú Photography)

Just after 8 a.m. on any given Sunday, columns of smoke begin to rise from hundreds of barbecue pits dotting the vast parking lots that surround Reliant Stadium.

Bottle tops pop, and cans crack open by the hundreds – sounds that say beer is being served for breakfast. A couple of rock bands tune up. Flat-screen televisions flicker to life.…

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A Knock at the Door

April 2009
Rex Wilkins was an unexpected visitor to the Hassell house in 1971, but one that changed their lives.

The knock on our back door came in the dark of night. The place was a little ranch-style house in Nashville. The year was 1971, and times were hard all over.

Images of a foreign war flickered on our television sets. The economy was getting pounded by inflation and stagnant growth, a nasty combination we called stagflation. Many people were …

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Determination and a Flash of Genius

November 2008
Inventor Robert Kearns is shown in happier times with his wife, two daughters, and four sons. This photo was taken in 1964, the same year he filed for a patent for his intermittent windshield wiper.

Have you ever seen an old friend at the movies? Not in the theater, but on the screen. I had that pleasure while watching Flash of Genius, the true story of Bob Kearns, a college professor and inventor who created the first intermittent windshield wiper in the basement of his Detroit home.

Kearns and I got to know each …

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Love Without Boundaries

September 2008
Tizia, shown with Greg Hassell, may not look like a caregiver, but her hospital visits do wonders for her owner, who considers Tizia her best friend.

It was drizzling rain as a silver sedan edged up to the front door of the M.D. Anderson Cancer Center. A young man stepped forward and removed a blue, nylon case from the car. He turned purposefully and strode back inside, carrying his parcel past doctors, nurses, and patients—none of whom had a clue what was inside.

When he reached …

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Family Road Trip

August 2008
With gasoline hovering at $4 a gallon, the Hassells decided it was the perfect time to take their first family RV trip.

If you made a list of things that are hopelessly out of step with the realities of mid-2008, you might consider:

• A mullet and some parachute pants.
• A six-pack of Zima.
• A Tae Bo workout in your Enron T-shirt.
• Hitting the highway in a monstrous, gas-guzzling RV.

With gasoline hovering at $4 a gallon, the Hassell …

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Mr. Peanut

June 2008
The Peanut Dude can sell $1,000 worth of peanuts on a good night. Not bad at $4.25 a pop.

When the Astrodome was going through its swan song, one last year of baseball in the old Eighth Wonder, the Houston Astros lined up all the celebrities they could think of to throw out the ceremonial first pitch before each game.

Local baseball veterans like Nolan Ryan and J.R. Richard were natural choices. One night, a balding guy from Cleveland …

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Lone Star State of Mind

May 2008
Getting tips from a staff member on driving a team of oxen came in handy while herding fourth-graders on a field trip to the Barrington Living History Farm and Washington-on-the-Brazos.

Every morning after walking my kids into their classrooms at elementary school, something happens that never fails to astonish me in some small way.

The children cross their hearts and pledge allegiance to Texas: “Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, one and indivisible.”

In all my years growing up, my classmates …

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A Big Crowd, a Little Horse, and a Pink Cowboy Hat

April 2008
Just moments before the start of the Downtown Rodeo Parade, Eevee the wonder pony was ready for her close-up. The little cowpokes in the cart are Jackson and Jamie Hassell.

It was the last compliment I ever wanted to hear spoken about my daughter.

“She looks just like Paris Hilton!”

I opened my mouth to protest, to complain, to say something to this stranger staring at my 7-year-old. But nothing came out. Because when I looked at Jamie, I realized the comment wasn’t so far off base.

On this bright …

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A Day at the Races

March 2008
It’s still dark out while Greg and Valid Lil take a 20-minute walk around the stables to get her limbered up. When she is especially spirited, it takes two grooms to keep her under control on these walks.

The average horse race takes somewhere around two minutes—120 seconds of thundering hooves, flashing silks, flying dirt, and heart-pounding excitement.

That’s a sliver of time by most any standard, but compared to the long hours that go into any day at the races, it is but a nanosecond.

To get a better view of life at the track, I spent …

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Animal Cops

February 2008
In December, animal cops in Houston seized 357 animals in a single raid. Most of the neglected animals were chickens, peacocks, roosters, and this little fella shown here.

When you visit the Houston SPCA, you expect the shelter to have plenty of cats, dogs, and maybe a guinea pig or two. You may not know that the stables and pens out back have horses, chickens, roosters, and a bear.

That’s because eight investigators at the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals handle more than 12,000 calls annually …

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Beast of Bourbon

January 2008
Greg and friend Brock Wagner of Houston's Saint Arnold Brewing Co. hang out with Jack Daniel at the famous distillery in Lynchburg. Behind them is the cave spring that supplies water for making Jack's whiskey.

On the banks of the Kentucky River, there’s an old brick barn with 24,000 barrels sitting inside. Step inside the dark confines and you instantly begin to cool down, way down. The air inside is a nippy 52 degrees on this sunny autumn day. After adjusting to the chill and the dark, the next sensation that hits you is the …

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